“Happy Birthday to youuuuuu, Happy Birth…NO STOP! DON’T EAT THAT..”

note:  hot pancakes melt birthday candles.

Never tell your older brother, “That didn’t even hurt.”

I know this from experience.  Just bide your time, the psychological warfare comes much later.

In place of supervision, just thrown down more pillows.

Pay attention and keep your finger out of your nose.

This is advice for now and 30 years from now.

If it rolls under the refrigerator – don’t go after it. Mark it in the casualty column and walk away.

Today’s Important message

Never move a ladder when the paint tray is still on top of it.

Today’s message

Whatever you do….Don’t disturb the sleeping monkeys.

Next important message

don’t try to figure out where or what it is  – just spray the area with Lysol

Never try to catch the falling hot iron

Just let it damage the floor…really.

today’s important message

there is no saber-toothed tiger.