Report from the Hive

Whenever I get sick, I feel like I am responsible for our colony collapse.

Momonometry

Where:

U = Underslept
S = School
SK = Sick Kid
J = Java
X = Ability to make rational decisions
G = Goldfish
R = Raisins
JB = Juice Box
TV = TV

(1(U+2SK) > X) x 100) – J<3
___________________________ = (2 – S ) + (G + R + JB for Breakfast + TV)
.5 SK + .5 SK

Biological Fireworks

My son just hurled all over the front hall and said, “Mom, what were those ugly fireballs that just came out of my mouth?”